Are we really the dream police?

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Beatrix kiddo is my Mom

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Oh sa5m “the 5 is silent” how edgy she’s not like other girls she breathes special air she reads books and eats twizzlers no one on earth does that

You can use twizzlers as a straw in cherry coke and it works really well

I can’t use twizzlers for cherry coke, I’ll use twizzlers for cherry coke

that made my brain hurt Carrie Please

*tries to caress ur face* *pets ur head for 1 a half minutes”

its august 2nd

what the FUCK

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Oh sa5m “the 5 is silent” how edgy she’s not like other girls she breathes special air she reads books and eats twizzlers no one on earth does that

You can use twizzlers as a straw in cherry coke and it works really well

I can’t use twizzlers for cherry coke, I’ll use twizzlers for cherry coke

that made my brain hurt Carrie Please

zodiac sign thing

aries- emo

taurus- weak ass bitch

gemini- ass lovin trash

cancer- water loving son of a bitch

leo- asshole who thinks theyre funny

virgo- pokèmon master

libra- loser nerd

scorpio- swaggy cool kid

sagittarius- shrek worshipper

capricorn- annoying piece of uncool

aquarius- boobie lovin cunt

pisces- bee movie jerk

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